fasterfood:

people are always like “why do u look so emotionless when u walk through the hallways” at school but i dont understand what they expect me to do when i walk to class like am i supposed to smile and skip around tossing flowers to everyone i walk by?? 

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foodchewer:

*gets arrested for being too cool*

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girff:

girff:

talents: making myself seem cool over the internet

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krystalrneth:

U know you’ve grown up when you don’t find the same people on YouTube funny anymore

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lamelohan:

turn off: being more attractive than me

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