queen.

stay fcute.


verybigpimpin:

*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*


meadowkitten:

*points to ur lap* is this seat taken


burninginthewildfire:

911? Yes these 5 dorks are killing me with their new album and idk what to do about it.


drunktrophywife:

If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine

You can tell so much about a person by the way they leave you.Redvers Bailey (via morningsuns)

(Source: guntoyourhead)


methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot


distraction:

honestly all i want in life is a good body and some friends


bigstupidbaby:

personally i feel like romeo and juliet could of handled the situation better 


dysfunctunal:

lindsaylohoean:

my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore”

and i replied “who is this”

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(Source: lindsaylohoean)


retiredjesus:

*fucks something serious up*

me: shit my bad

(Source: retiredjesus)